Kent Hovind's "doctoral dissertation" now available online

Kent Hovind, previous owner of the dishonest Dinosaur Adventure land in Pensacola, convicted felon and known liar for Jesus, has a Ph.D.... sort of. It's from known diploma mill Patriot Bible University and is worth about as much as the paper it is printed on. Well he had to present his thesis back in the day and it's now available online.


And it's HILARIOUS.

Remember, it's a ..cough...cough... Doctoral disertation... snicker... and it starts like this.

Hello, my name is Kent Hovind. I am a creation/science evangelist. I live in Pensacola, Florida. I have been a high school science teacher since 1976. I've been very active in the creation/evolution controversy for quite some time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God loves the popular people

This story got me thinking

Salvation army is now taking prayer requests.

Does the number of prayers the big guy receives for a particular person make a difference?

Why do people make prayer requests to groups of people?

Does god consider the number of prayers made on behalf of someone as a reason to consider the request?

If not why ask for people to pray for you or someone?

Is god a star fucker and is this why that annoying airhead Tim Tebow is so popular?

Do the 1000 prayers for Joe Bob's health out weigh the single prayer of an unknown child asking for relief from being trapped in an abusive family?

If no, then why make large prayer requests other than to get sympathy from the people you are requesting from and to draw attention to yourself?