Breaking News: New Sanford explanation

He was in Argentina working on his own Stimulus package.

"When I said I was dying to get out on the Appalachian Trail, I meant to say I was flying to hit some Argentinan tail"


/rimshot

Gov. Sanford: Not the brightest crayon in the box

I mean damn.

Ok fine you want to get away.

OK.

But don't tell anyone.

Um... ok.

Including your wife...

um.. wait what.

Or your handlers or staff...

uh hold on aren't you the Governor?

Oh and He's fucking some other woman.

Smooth moves there Guvna'

It's like what I used to tell my friends who drove with drugs in their car and would speed or not pay attention to traffic signs. If you're going to break the law, don't break the law.

Governor, if you're going to cheat on your wife, don't set up a situation where the entire county is curious where you disappeared to.

This has to go up as one of the dumbest scandal increasing moves ever by political figure.

Way to go Sanford

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to an extramarital affair in an emotional Wednesday afternoon news conference, citing a relationship with a "dear, dear friend" in Argentina.

The governor also resigned as chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

"I've let down a lot of people, that's the bottom line," Mr. Sanford said.

Mr. Sanford's disappearance for several days was first widely reported Monday afternoon, and late Monday his office said the governor was hiking along the Appalachian Trail. The State newspaper reported Wednesday that the governor got off a plane in Atlanta early Wednesday morning from Buenos Aires. He said he had considered hiking on the Appalachian Trail but "wanted to do something exotic," the newspaper reported.

Well he sure as hell can kiss goodbye those already diminishing thoughts of the White House in 2012.

Fucking hypocrite.

ISO Gaps

Thank you

Whoever signed me up for David Icke's website...

Much appreciated. I need a little more crazy fucking mail in my spam filter to keep Mabus company.

He gets really cranky with no one reading his insanity.

Evander Holyfield thinks tithing more important than paying his Mortgage

And Creflo Dollar is more than happy to take his money.

I mean no one thinks that former Champion Holyfield is the brightest crayon in the box but this is just beyond stupid and Creflo is in part responsible for this. Sen. Grassley, I hope you're still investigating that scam artist.

Former Heavyweight boxing champion has been in the news much lately, but not for knocking out his opponent. Holyfield has been the topic of much discussion over his inability to pay child support and the fact that his $10 million home is in foreclosure. But with all of his financial troubles, Holyfield claims in an interview with ESPN that he will tithe before any other obligations such as paying his mortgage. The interview is from a show ESPN produced about the relationships between stars and televangelists that will air this Sunday. Many televangelists preach variations of the “prosperity gospel,” which teaches its followers that through tithing, they’ll be rewarded not just spiritually but also financially. Holyfield has given millions of dollars( over $20 Million to date) to Creflo Dollar’s World Changers Church in Atlanta, ESPN’s John Barr reports.

Zappa plays Zappa in Charleston !

Dweezil brings his live tribute to his father and his father's music to the Charleston Music Hall on July 27th.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday.