Sanford or Bauer : Ineffective lying hypocrite or dangerous temper tantrum having child?

Sitting here torn over whether I would rather have Sanford step down and give raging idiot Andre "Check out my new I Believe License Plate while I crash into your car" Bauer a leg up on the election, or whether it's better just letting him run out the term and continue to be a bumbling mess.


I think I'd rather have Sanford sit up there spinning around bringing more shame to himself, his party and his supposed Christian moral values.

Bauer is terrifying in a "who gave that drunk 7 year old a loaded 12 gauge" sort of way.

Breaking News: New Sanford explanation

He was in Argentina working on his own Stimulus package.

"When I said I was dying to get out on the Appalachian Trail, I meant to say I was flying to hit some Argentinan tail"


/rimshot

Gov. Sanford: Not the brightest crayon in the box

I mean damn.

Ok fine you want to get away.

OK.

But don't tell anyone.

Um... ok.

Including your wife...

um.. wait what.

Or your handlers or staff...

uh hold on aren't you the Governor?

Oh and He's fucking some other woman.

Smooth moves there Guvna'

It's like what I used to tell my friends who drove with drugs in their car and would speed or not pay attention to traffic signs. If you're going to break the law, don't break the law.

Governor, if you're going to cheat on your wife, don't set up a situation where the entire county is curious where you disappeared to.

This has to go up as one of the dumbest scandal increasing moves ever by political figure.

Way to go Sanford

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to an extramarital affair in an emotional Wednesday afternoon news conference, citing a relationship with a "dear, dear friend" in Argentina.

The governor also resigned as chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

"I've let down a lot of people, that's the bottom line," Mr. Sanford said.

Mr. Sanford's disappearance for several days was first widely reported Monday afternoon, and late Monday his office said the governor was hiking along the Appalachian Trail. The State newspaper reported Wednesday that the governor got off a plane in Atlanta early Wednesday morning from Buenos Aires. He said he had considered hiking on the Appalachian Trail but "wanted to do something exotic," the newspaper reported.

Well he sure as hell can kiss goodbye those already diminishing thoughts of the White House in 2012.

Fucking hypocrite.

ISO Gaps

Thank you

Whoever signed me up for David Icke's website...

Much appreciated. I need a little more crazy fucking mail in my spam filter to keep Mabus company.

He gets really cranky with no one reading his insanity.

Evander Holyfield thinks tithing more important than paying his Mortgage

And Creflo Dollar is more than happy to take his money.

I mean no one thinks that former Champion Holyfield is the brightest crayon in the box but this is just beyond stupid and Creflo is in part responsible for this. Sen. Grassley, I hope you're still investigating that scam artist.

Former Heavyweight boxing champion has been in the news much lately, but not for knocking out his opponent. Holyfield has been the topic of much discussion over his inability to pay child support and the fact that his $10 million home is in foreclosure. But with all of his financial troubles, Holyfield claims in an interview with ESPN that he will tithe before any other obligations such as paying his mortgage. The interview is from a show ESPN produced about the relationships between stars and televangelists that will air this Sunday. Many televangelists preach variations of the “prosperity gospel,” which teaches its followers that through tithing, they’ll be rewarded not just spiritually but also financially. Holyfield has given millions of dollars( over $20 Million to date) to Creflo Dollar’s World Changers Church in Atlanta, ESPN’s John Barr reports.

Zappa plays Zappa in Charleston !

Dweezil brings his live tribute to his father and his father's music to the Charleston Music Hall on July 27th.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday.

Senator Mike Fair is at it again.

Once again Sen Fair is interested in wasting the tax payer's dollars introducing a bill aimed at promoting his superstition and attacking science. He's trying to be clever this time, but unfortunately clever and Mike Fair don't go together.

A BILL

TO AMEND ARTICLE 1, CHAPTER 29 OF TITLE 59 OF THE 1976 CODE, RELATING TO GENERAL PROVISIONS CONCERNING SUBJECTS OF INSTRUCTION IN THE STATE'S PUBLIC SCHOOLS, BY ADDING SECTION 59-29-15, TO PROVIDE THAT CURRICULUM USED TO TEACH STUDENTS ABOUT THE ORIGINS OF MANKIND MUST MAINTAIN NEUTRALITY BETWEEN RELIGIOUS FAITHS AND BETWEEN RELIGION AND NON-RELIGION, AND TO PROVIDE THAT CURRICULUM THAT DOES NOT MAINTAIN THE REQUIRED NEUTRALITY MUST BE REVISED OR REPLACED AS SOON AS PRACTICABLE.

Be it enacted by the General Assembly of the State of South Carolina:

SECTION 1. Article 1, Chapter 29 of Title 59 of the 1976 Code is amended by adding:

"Section 59-29-15. (A) The General Assembly finds:

(1) that the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution makes wholly applicable to the states the First Amendment's mandate that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of or prohibiting the free expression of religion;

(2) that the individual freedom of conscience protected by the First Amendment embraces the right to select any religious faith or none at all;

(3) a proper respect for the First Amendment compels the State to pursue a course of neutrality toward religion, favoring neither one religion over other religions, nor religion over non-religion or the inverse;

(4) that atheism is a school of thought that takes a position on religion and the existence and importance of a Supreme Being;

(5) that the United State Supreme Court recognizes atheism as equivalent to a religion for the purposes of the First Amendment; and

(6) that teaching atheism or any of its principals, including, but not limited to, the denial of the existence of a Supreme Being, as a philosophical system of beliefs or in a manner that affirmatively opposes or shows hostility to religion, thus exhibiting a preference for those who believe in no religion over those who hold religious beliefs, violates the First Amendment.

(B) The State Board of Education shall examine all curriculum in use in this State that purports to teach students about the origins of mankind to determine whether the curriculum maintains neutrality toward religion, favoring neither one religion over other religions, nor religion over non-religion, including atheism. Related to non-religion, the examination must include a review as to whether the curriculum contains a sense of affirmatively opposing or showing hostility to religion, thus preferring those who believe in no religion over those who hold religious beliefs. The duty to review curriculum imposed by this section is continuing and must reoccur periodically after the initial review in order to assure compliance with this section.

(C) If the board's examination determines that any curriculum fails to maintain the neutrality required by subsection (B), the offending curriculum must be revised or replaced as soon as practicable, but no later than the beginning of the next academic year.

(D) This section does not prevent classes being taught pursuant to Section 59-29-230."

SECTION 2. This act takes effect upon approval by the Governor.

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This web page was last updated on May 26, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Isn't that cute? Check out section B especially. What on earth could he be referring to?????

I'd like to know where Sen. Fair thinks that atheism is being taught in the schools?

I should have known this was coming, it's been a while since Sen. Fair and his group of fucking morons did something like this.

Rocket Surgery