Kent Hovind's "doctoral dissertation" now available online

Kent Hovind, previous owner of the dishonest Dinosaur Adventure land in Pensacola, convicted felon and known liar for Jesus, has a Ph.D.... sort of. It's from known diploma mill Patriot Bible University and is worth about as much as the paper it is printed on. Well he had to present his thesis back in the day and it's now available online.


And it's HILARIOUS.

Remember, it's a ..cough...cough... Doctoral disertation... snicker... and it starts like this.

Hello, my name is Kent Hovind. I am a creation/science evangelist. I live in Pensacola, Florida. I have been a high school science teacher since 1976. I've been very active in the creation/evolution controversy for quite some time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God loves the popular people

This story got me thinking

Salvation army is now taking prayer requests.

Does the number of prayers the big guy receives for a particular person make a difference?

Why do people make prayer requests to groups of people?

Does god consider the number of prayers made on behalf of someone as a reason to consider the request?

If not why ask for people to pray for you or someone?

Is god a star fucker and is this why that annoying airhead Tim Tebow is so popular?

Do the 1000 prayers for Joe Bob's health out weigh the single prayer of an unknown child asking for relief from being trapped in an abusive family?

If no, then why make large prayer requests other than to get sympathy from the people you are requesting from and to draw attention to yourself?

SC Southern Baptists vote to "avoid" hate crimes

Well how very nice to them to "avoid" hate crimes.

To go out of their way to avoid them. Oh what an amazingly brave stance they've taken "avoiding" violence towards other humans.

The resolution calls on Congress to repeal the recently passed legislation and (calls) on Americans "to avoid acts of hatred and violence toward lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered persons."

Fucking assholes.

You could, I guess, denounce violence?

I know, I know it's a shocking option.

Update: Kent Hovind still in Jail

And still a raging liar and moron.

"I Believe" License plates unconstitutional

Good.

In a summary judgment ruling, U.S. District Judge Cameron McGowan Currie said the plate was based on a discriminatory law. "Such a law amounts to state endorsement not only of religion in general, but of a specific sect in particular," Currie said.

Not to mention how it was originally crammed through the legislature.

Stewart on FauxNews

I'm busy as hell with my day job and a couple new businesses I'm starting so posting has been infrequent and is likely to remain so. But here is a clip from last night's The Daily Show where Jon Stewart grills FauxNews.

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Google heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ

Google is obviously a satanic organization that is heralding the coming of the Anti-Christ by posting their doodle celebrating the 57th anniversary of the barcode.

More classy leadership from a South Carolina Republican

Real classy Joe Wilson, real classy.

I have a feeling that Rob Miller's donations are seeing a spike today.

When 18 is not enough

We just found out that Michelle is expecting our 19th child! Baby 19 is due to arrive around March 18, 2010! This news follows the announcement from our oldest son Josh and his wife, Anna, that our new grand-daughter Mackynzie Renée is on the way with the due date set for October 18, 2009!

Quote of the day

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Faith may not move mountains, but you should see what it does to skyscrapers.